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siryoulookhigh: Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my first bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things. Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
That moment when you ask a girl you KNOW that...
She’s all like EWW HELL NO!!! I’m like:
When boys and girls are best friends.
skysthelimithaze: What people think happens: What really happens:
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
In a group picture, there's always at least one...
… throws up the peace sign. … tries to look badass. … tries to look cute. … gets caught off-guard. … smiles really big. … looks like a creeper. … does “The Ay-Drian”.
Dancing at a Party
hcokhydd: How Church Kids Dance: How Rich Kids Dance: How Weird Kids Dance: How Ghetto Kids Dance: How Gangsters Dance: How Regular Kids Dance: I’m Regular “Teach Me How to Dougie” How I Dance:
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 4th grader say “I smashed that bitches pussy hard.” I was like
I hate mondays
dthrash: When my mom wakes me up in the morning, I’m just like… I’m In The Shower like… Breakfast Time Falling Asleep in class The drive home I’m like… Then I Have A Stack of Homework, I Just Stare At It Like… So I Say I’ll Do it Later And Just Take A Nap But When I wake Up I just Stay On Tumblr Haha
When there's about to be a fight
kaylaskyhigh: americanxterrorist: See a big crowd: You and your friends realize what’s happening: See the two people arguing: First punch is thrown: When a teacher comes: After the fight: One bitch is crying: The other one is just sitting there like: You’re just standing there like: “She just got fucked up!” Sooo True
My school schedule :
Getting up in the morning: After getting ready: Getting to school and seeing my friends: That one class you love because you have your best friend with you: That one class where you always fuck with the teacher: That one class you really hate: That bitch in one of your classes that won’t shut up and you just want to be like: LUNCH: Getting home:
Who misses Recess?
Successful Day At MP
No-one slipped in throw up and no squirrels were in the hallways! I say we had a pretty good day Haha!
There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what...– Douglas Adams (via aeloquence)
The Alexis Way (:: For All You MP Students Outchea... →
alexisgotthejuice: Alright nigs and whores gather tf around. Its gonna be hot tomorrow, as it was today and yesterday . i just want y’all mugs to know that it’s too hot and stressful to do all that extra shht. here’s some shht me & i think other people will appreciate : 1) DO NOT go crazy over a wildass…
bold what you've been called.
ugly stupid not good enough a waste of space Anorexic fat a whore/hoe/slut loser bitch useless freak emo retard unwanted gay fag too tall too short nerd goth you’d be better dead
Good Ol' MP
100 degrees outside. Meaning 120 in MP. AC. Where they do that at…haha not at MP. We got good fans, half of them don’t work, windows don’t even open all the way. No type of air circulating in the hallways. Squirrels running in the hallway?? The Fugg, how did a squirrel get in the school? A girl slipping in throw up..her ass out here! Ugh i bet she smelled spoiled for the rest of...
a day in the life.
courtthecreator: morganasspark. blackly populated. hot asL. they installed fans? yeah, they damn near mounted on the ceiling though. are they ceiling fans? no. can you feel that shht? hellassnawl. fugg we doing with squirrels in the hallways? bishes falling face first in puke. EXTRA security guards were hired to keep kids from pulling the fire alarm. fugg happened? nigs pulled the fire alarm. no...
Day 1 of 100 degree weather
shelbyaudree: Because of the heat I was annoyed Annoyed by the heat, the students, the complaints, the fights, the hoes, the bops, the cops, the teachers, the lack of ac’s in Morgan Park High school, the random ass squirrel running down the middle of the hallways, attitudes and people trying to be all under me, just too hot for so many activities. Can we all just chill and be nonchalant? The...